just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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