we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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