Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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