Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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