yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Send help, water and tortillas.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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