Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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