I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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