Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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