I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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