Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Did I show you my penis last night?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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