She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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