uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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