ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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You. Win. At. Life.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
