It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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