Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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