i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Please don't give away my fajitas
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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