We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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