The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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