So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I just want nice things and good sex
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
