The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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