She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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