bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Randomize
