idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
