Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
