Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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