Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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