You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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