I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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