"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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