Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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