Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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