Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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