Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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