bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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