I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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