Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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