so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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