The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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