WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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