its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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