i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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