Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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