I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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