idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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