that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
whose parrot is this?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
