i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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