we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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