does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
It's not a walk of shame if you run
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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