I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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