# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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