Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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