uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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