it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
