kristin has been a bad kristin
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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