I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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