Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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