Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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