Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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